It’s got to be Ozzie Guillen on Twitter.  Ozzie’s only been on Twitter a few weeks, but he’s provided me many chuckles while I sit at my desk at work.  There is really not a person in baseball that I would rather see on Twitter. There’s nothing but a text message standing between Ozzie’s brain and the general public.  Today was especially entertaining to me.  Ozzie tweeted 8 times in 17 minutes.  Ozzie was apparently bored in a car, stuck in traffic on the 101 or 202 in the Valley of the Sun.

(All times are Arizona Time)

4:25 pm -I hate the trafic I arizona aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

4:28 pm – This is crazyI thought the gas cost a lot money to many car lord

4:34 pm – I want a corona polar presidente now please this trafic lord

4:35 pm – Big reazon to love my boat no trafic in the ocean

4:36 pm – I want my cabo boat working hard to get my cabo 52 yessssssss

4:37 pm – I wish I have my bike in this moment

4:39 pm – Por que a jose gregorio hernandez lo hacen santo por que? Luchemos por eso un venezolano que le pasa al vaticano ?

4:42 pm – I going to get my chevy help me suv ?

Coming soon to the Ivy Envy Podcast – “The Ozzie Guillen Tweet of the Week”.

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